Capricorn Women

Capricorn (December 22-January 20)

Element: Earth Mode:

Cardinal Ruling Planet: Saturn

Erogenous Zone: Knees

Best Traits: Her dry sense of humor, responsible, ambitious

Worst Traits: Opportunistic, stoic, prone to martyrdom In Life:

She takes life seriously. You can be sure that the Capricorn dyke, being ruled by the restrictive, wise, and sober planet Saturn, is more likely to see the glass as half-empty rather than half-full, unless her chart is significantly lightened by lots of Sagittarius or Aquarius planets. And as an earth sign, she is especially concerned with the tangible things in life, namely sex and money. She has picked up some of the obsessions of the two other earth signs that precede her. Like her Taurus sisters, she needs mucho security and money to feel safe and happy, and like her Virgo sisters, she tends to put work above all else. Yet this woman does have a dry and earthy sense of humor. Most of them are old souls who have a highly developed sense of irony, which stems from being born with all their world-wear wisdom. Most Capricorn women have to rely on themselves, not their good luck (which they usually have little of), so they can be a little tough. If she's tough on you, you must realize that she is probably ten times as rough on herself. Fortunately, the older they get, the easier life tends to get for most of these poker-faced gals. But she is not going to slide through her early years praying for a miracle. This woman is apt to work as hard as she can to reach her goals. And for her, second best is never good enough. When it comes to her career, she is in it for the money and the prestige. She is apt to pick a field that gives her plenty of power. She wants to wield her puppet strings and control the masses. Luckily, she is a mogul we can trust. She is responsible, smart, and savvy. This woman knows how to turn a dollar into twenty and a twenty into a hundred. That's why people are willing to invest in her. She will get to the top one way or another.